shitstick

1. n. a wretched and undesirable person. (Rude and derogatory.)

□ Why are you such a shitstick all the time?

□ Is that little shitstick giving you trouble, Doreen?

2. n. a rod of dung. (Usually objectionable.)

□ How would you like a shitstick in your lap?

□ Who left the shitsticks floating in the john?